Early autumn...

A few photos from the start of the autumn.


In Häckeberga, a nature reserve in Skåne.


The house in the autumn.


Apples by the hundreds.


Summer barbecues still continuing.

Lamb roast beef

Spotted in a restaurant in Malmö: "Lammrostbiff". Time to ask the obvious question -is it beef, or is it lamb?

"It's lamb roast beef". We're none the wiser then.

Turns out lammrostbiff is lamb sirloin or chump - the "rostbiff" implies the cut, not the animal.

Reminds me of a trip to eastern europe, where the english description of a menu item reads "Chef's special turkey".

"What is the turkey?", I ask the waiter.

"Is like... you know, big chicken."

Fiskbilen: Sweden's answer to the ice-cream truck*

Just when you think you have seen it all... Today I got a visit from Fiskbilen - the "fish car". A guy came to the door with a price list for fish and seafood, by the kilo. In his van he had a big household freezer, presumably full of the fishy stuff. He says he comes around every three months. You can even pre-order on the website.

According to the site, the company was started in Sweden in 2004 by two guys from Norway. Certainly sounds like something your Norwegians would be into. The site also says other businesses have started with the same idea, and asks customers to check that the van has the right logo and web address written on the van - so beware of rogue fishmongers!

*OK, there are ice-cream trucks here as well. I've even seen one out here in the countryside around midsummer time.

Scandinavian taxis: "Engelsk Herre"

Scandinavian taxis are full of machinery. They usually come equipped with GPS navigation, credit card machines, several meters and CC-television. (The issue of why Taxi Skåne drivers can never find my house I'll leave for another post.)

Similarly, Scandinavian taxi receipts are extremely detailed. They come complete with addresses of pick up and drop off, the exact times and distance travelled. If you call one up, your name often appears on the receipt.

I went to a meeting in Denmark the other day. I arrived at a small train station - no taxis were present so I called the number on the taxi stand, and ordered the taxi in English (I could order in Swedish, but the reply would be pronounced in the Danish way - with 80% fewer consonants). I thought it a little strange they didn't ask my name, but it was apparent later that the operator thought me being non-Danish was enough. The name "Engelsk Herre" ("English Man") appeared on the receipt.

Need help? Ask Anna...

Ah, IKEA... it was only a matter of time before this appeared in the blog. I usually use the Swedish IKEA website, but sometimes skip over to the British one if I can't handle the language. On the website if you need help, you are invited to "Ask Anna" - but I notice that on the Swedish site Anna (and on the Australian and US sites) is a redhead. But on the UK site, Anna is a blue-eyed blonde. Next stop: ABBA...

Skåne i maj

Spring has arrived in Sweden, the mercury hit 25C on the weekend. Many fields nearby are covered with raps (rapeseed). Here's some photos.

Ny kamin

Been busy over Easter installing a new kamin (wood heater/log fire) to replace the old one. The hole in the chimney had to be enlarged (a precise scentific process involving a hammer and chisel) and a new chimney pipe cemented in. The rökrör (smoke pipe) goes into the chimney pipe. Once all the sealants are dry, you can fire it up... but it smells terrible the first time, as all the chemical fumes come out - so you have to open all the windows... it's all working fine now, though, and the house is warm.

I'm living in the white house now, it looks great. Still in the commissioning stage as I'm fixing things here and there and working out where to put things. Next up: floor tiles...